team shit

1. When you don't wanna take a shit alone in a public bathroom, so you get a friend 2 come along, and take a shit in the adjacent stall.

2. When you don't wanna be bored while taking a shit, so you ask a friend to be your dumping buddy.

1. Dude, that bathroom is freaking me out, lets go take a team shit.

2. Yo, this is gonna take me a while, so come along and we will team shit it.

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Red Team

Only the most badass team ever! With a lazy ass, a kiss ass, a...donut, a Mexican robot and a kickass handsome young sexy totally going to win this war Sarge ever!

"Grif! The red team is the best team, right?" "Yes sir, sir."

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Swag Team

A group of 3-4 people, usually best friends, that have the ability to charm most everyone. People usually want to be them and they can make each other laugh harder than any others. These are the best of friends.

Jenna: Oh hey look, it's Mary and Aaron.

Mitch: Where's the rest of the swag team?

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team wonderstudy

a team including gina porter + ej caswell (characters from hsmtmts) who are individually 2 of the very best characters on that mouse show- together they are literally siblings who no team can beat! they platonically care for eachother and have each others backs always.

team wonderstudy! yeah, i got you.

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team rocket

The main team antagonist in Pokémon obsessed with Ash's pikachu and shall attempt to capture it for their entire career.

Team rockets blasting off again!

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team hybrid

A group of socially awkward girls who love to play minecraft, read , and fan girl together.

Man, Team Hybrid is awesome!

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Team Ben

Ben is a character on never have I ever. Being team Ben refers to wanting Ben to end up with Devi. It’s also the 100% right decision because Paxton sucks

Person 1: Are you team Ben or team Paxton?
Person 2: Team Ben duh! Paxton sucks

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