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South African surprise

Getting crabs from casual sex.

“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”

“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”

“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”

by Roachykins April 21, 2018


African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 9, 2021


African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.

Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.

by dr. abel September 10, 2013


african tomato

A euphemism for a cannabis plant usually single growing in a pot for personal consumption.

Get that African tomato behind the shed - the Bill are down the street!

by The Fat Welshman August 22, 2022


Full Bodied African

1. Any potent marijuana or spicy tobacco strain (esp. anything having the connotation of a particularly harsh or otherwise unforgiving smoke in the practical sense) which is said or rumored comes from Africa.

1. " I'm rolling up some Full Bodied African in this here joint, Tom," said Huck.

by Buttfuckme January 9, 2023


african binoculars

When a girl sets her fat pussy lips into each of the guy’s eyelids and the guy starts blinking really fast, resulting in a strong orgasm for the girl, much related to Japanese raingoggles.

Big chungus asked Lola to please perform the act of African binoculars on him.

by Hamburbger June 13, 2021


African-Iraqi

A brown or a black person who lives in Iraq.

The son: "Father, we are Iraqi. Why are we brown?"
The father: "Because we are African-Iraqi"

by Sagadali523 December 6, 2022