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The state of america in 2022

Really really really bad. All thanks to a 75+ year old man who fell off a bike and fell UPstairs

The state of america in 2022 is really bad.

Our economy might be shrinking, inflation might be at a 40 year high, and gas prices might be 7 dollars, but hey; no more "mean" tweets

by ZฮฃPH ฮจ August 1, 2022


captain america swirly

to put a woman on her knees spinning and blowing five animals with a american flag on the back

i was at the zoo and a woman was giving five animals a captain america swirly with a cape on her back smfh

by whyamiscaredofwhites September 15, 2022


United States of America

Corrupted terrorist organization. Lies, steals, tears family apart, backdates court documents. Owes people money.

The United States of America is a terrorist.

by Kytrzzzz July 29, 2022

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United States of America

A nation that can be defined in a single word: azsefutema'a'futefut w ssh.

Joe Biden is the 46th president of the United States of America

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United States of America

a worthless tasteless prank pulled off by washington himself that diffused into the parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry; a wasteland known to annex and steal hawaii, alaska and attempts greenland. Inventor of shitass american cheese and discusting food abamonations.

As a canadian the United States of America is a tasteless parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry.

by Knmagor November 10, 2022


The Misses Nutritious America

The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn

Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.

by Abstract Rapper June 23, 2009


americas got tallent

a show where kids and grownups make a fool of themself and roast the judges to a crisp

"did you see americas got tallent?"
yeah it sucked

by what are you doing step bro! September 17, 2020