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keep austin weird

A phrase used by Austinites, (especially of the college-aged demographic) that reminds us not to allow huge companies to take over the unique town of Austin, Texas.

"When I heard that Pato's Taco's was torn down for a Taco Bell, I screamed "keep austin weird!"

by ian the d March 26, 2004

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Austin-American dream

The pursuit of a career in an area one is passionate about, often living on limited resources, when higher paying careers, though unwanted, are attainable

The juggling of several part time jobs, ideally related to one's passion, to earn enough money to live off of which allows time to develop a creative skill

The desire for a more fulfilling livelihood often stymied by crippling debt and/or self-doubt

A play on words based on the Austin-American Statesman newspaper in Austin, Texas.

Sheila hated her old job as a curriculum developer. Now she has two part time jobs teaching kids music and writing, and she has time to pursue her acting career. She's happier getting by on less because she's living the Austin-American dream.

Dylan's been working at the record store forever. He's an expert in music especially obscure stuff. He'll never sell out. He's living the Austin-American dream, for real.

Melody teaches art classes all over town and has shows of her own. She tried working at a collections agency once and walked out. She knows the Austin-American dream is the only life for her.

Janice wishes she could quit her job and become a fashion designer, but she has too much debt and doesn't think she could make money. She doesn't think the Austin-American dream is realistic enough for her, at least not now.

by strongwings April 20, 2011

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Austin Road middle

A roach infested school in Henry county that needs to be shut down. The teachers are ugly and mean and act like they have a problem doing their job. The principal is dumb and he smells like broken cigarettes. Overall the Worst school ever!!!

You got to Austin Road Middle?
Hell nah!

by Lmaobshboi September 26, 2019


Austin Von Alten

A total jackass who sucks at Mario kart, can't handle his yogurt shots, and can't even spell the word yes in a text.

He is an Austin Von Alten, so I threw a bus full of children at him

by yoping December 17, 2013


Austin Community College

ACC simply put, its where you wanna be...if you can't get into the University of Texas yet.

Dude 1 "where do you go to school"
Dude 2 "oh i go to austin community college, mostly rio grande campus"
Dude 1 "oh man, is it where you wanna be?"
Dude 2 "well ya until i can get my gpa up and transfer to UT"
Dude 1 "oh right"

by KickItChick December 3, 2008

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Austin Powers Piss

The act of taking a very, very long number 1, perhaps with frequent pauses in between urination and then resuming urination at full force. As seen in the evacuation stage of the unfreezing process as seen in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

I just took such a huge piss from drinking so much water. It was kinda like an Austin Powers Piss.

by p-schaefer October 16, 2010

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Jake T. Austin

Stars with Selena Gomez on Disney. EXTREMELY cutee. Charming and will grow up to be too hott for his own good. Girls get a tissue for when you drool after seeing him. :P

OMG! did you see Jake T. Austin last night?!

by yuuummmmers February 17, 2009

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