trout bait

(v.) Cop a feel, grope.

Fully expecting to be slapped, Jimmy slugged a shot, walked up to Susan and trout baited her. Surprisingly, she did not seem to mind. "Is that all you got, walleye?" she giggled, "I was expecting a man!"

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Shark bait

When your old lady’s on the rag

Me “Hey babe lets go to the beach”
Old lady “ I can’t I’m shark bait, maybe next week “.

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ratchet bait

Things to get a ratchet attention such as selling food stamp cards, blasting any nicki minaj or fetty wap song, being a dreadhead or having good hair, and flashing money or jewelry

"Aye man look at that ratchet"
"Yea I'm going to attract her with my ratchet bait"

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Bait Boner

When one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good scran.

"Look at that Fudge Brownie, I've got a Bait Boner"

"Hew pet, stick me tea on, once I've scranned it, I'll hoy me bait boner clean up you."

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fanboy baiting

A phrase with two meanings:

1) When the writer(s) of a geek franchise introduce backstory, characters, rules, lists of information, and other continuity details that are intentionally vague, contradictory, and unresolved. The intent is to provoke fan wank and other arguments while always having the carrot of "this issue, we find THIS out!" to dangle in front of fans. Mainstream superhero comics run almost exclusively on this.

2) When a blogger or other editorial writer does an in-depth analysis of a creative work radically counter to the assumptions of its fanbase in order to provoke outrage and fan wank. Usual tactics include "over-analyzing" fantastical elements (e.g. "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"), unflattering interpretations of the themes, and otherwise presenting valid arguments why the story does not logically work.

1) Kingdom Hearts creator Tetsuya Nomura's introduction of a dozen vague, unresolved plot points and refusal to clarify anything is classic fanboy baiting.

2) I wrote a fanboy-bait article explaining why Usagi of Sailor Moon is a terrible role-model. I bet I'll have a hundred pissed-off comments by tonight.

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Bait-hole

A person who begins to tell a secret but then retracts his statement

"Did you guys hear about Shawna's big w- oh wait, never mind I can't tell you it's a secret"
"Come on dude. Don't be such a bait-hole."

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frau bait

A combination of "frau", which is German for "Mrs." or "woman" and the word "bait", in the sense of tempting someone, the contemporary meaning of "frau bait" is two-fold:
1) a good-looking, almost pretty, young man who appeals to (often older) women
2) soft, sensitive, romantic or non-macho qualities, gestures or abilities displayed by a male, which are stereotypically thought to be appealing to women

1) With those lovely long blond locks, the band members were all frau bait. Did you hear all the screaming in the audience?

2) If you want to score with her, bring her a single red rose. That's always total frau bait.

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