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A dude whose has a loud car stereo system. It could be good or bad.
Damn Leroy is the Ace of Base. or
Look at that asshole he thinks he is the Ace of Base.
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First Base: Eye contact
Second Base: Accidental touching
Third Base: Purposeful Touching
Fourth Base (Home Plate): Holding Hands
Tim: What happened with you and Riley?
Joe: We totally went to first base, of the sexual bases, in the hallway today!
Tim: No way, really?
Joe: Hell yeah, it was hot!
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When a man cums into another mans ass so fucking hard that the cum from the first man reaches the man’s balls, impregnating him.
Dude! I just reached 69th base with Lacy Green!
Wait I thought it was a female?
Not anymore.
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Irritating phrase that means the exact opposite of what idiots who use it are trying to say.
Dave is based out of London.
What so, like, Middlesex?
No, I mean he is IN London.
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When you know you have an in with a girl; when you know your about to get yours, and it's just a matter of when and where, cause you already know shes down.
I have this girl texting me all the time wanting to hang out. I have an Ace on Base, all I have to do is tell her what time to come over or when to meet up.
He's got that girl hanging all over him, so you already know he's got an Ace on Base
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When a very talented guy does crack through his penis then his lady friend does the crack from his penis
dude 1 "my girlfriend went to 102nd base with me last night"
dude 2 "You must be talented"
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Ah yes 3rd base very pleasureable...... As you have gotten thru 1st and 2nd than thing's really start to get passionite (But I am warning everybody do NOT do this unless you are going to stay with this person this is something people should wait to do and you should love this person like really love them please just don't do anything stupid) Anyway's..... For the guy's..... Now guy's this take's practice you won't get it right the first time but this is all very exciteing, Now 3rd base is what they also call oral now this is called fingering and this is where the guy will bring his hand down to the womans vagina and start to put his finger of choice (Middle or pointer finger works best) And start's to put his finger in her vagina kinda like sex but your useing your finger just keep moving it back and forth..... Now this is what's called "eating out" This is where the guy goes down the woman's vagina (Like his head) And start's to lick her vagina just constant (I have a great tip on how to please her it's probably the best way to eat out a woman Email me at ChickMagnet_CAN@hotmail for the tip) Now for the woman you will get on your knees while he stands or maybe he lays down and you do the same just as long as your mouth in reach of the penis now the "Blowjob" You will lock you mouth around the mans penis and move in and out or up and down (Depends what position your in) and you repeat this until the guy lets out the semen (Cums) in to your mouth and he is pleased and after this tho you can either swallow or spit (But most men like it when you swallow) Ok Now this is the "Handjob" this is where you wrap you hand around his penis and move up and down at a rapid pace (Kind of like if the guy was masturbateing but now he is lucky enough for someboyd to do it for him) and just keep going till he lets out the semen (cums) Now this is more messy it will just shoot out and it's unpredictable where it will go. I hope you all have fun (Don't do anything stupid remember)
I went to 3rd base with my gf/bf last night
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