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When a Mermaid or Merman slaps you with their tail in the nuts
Damn, that Mermaid gave you one hell of a Dolphin Slap
Someone who went to the international dolphins festival and lost his wallet. When he realized his wallet was lost he said: "fuck! My wallet"
I met a sad dolphin today. He looked depressed so I gave him a dollar.
Dolphins being educated in rape
Adam West just got educated on dolphinication
Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion
Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!
A demon
O gawd! An irrwaddy dolphin!!!
Similar to how a dolphin sleeps, a nap where half your brain rests while the other half stays awake and aware of your surroundings on the lookout for predators.
Damn son I feel so re-energized after that dolphin nap I took after class today
The act of inserting the brush end of the toothbrush up your own asshole and then proceeding to brush your teeth with it. This can also be done to others as a form of punishment with another person putting the toothbrush in while the taker must brush with it after.
Steven: "What I did wasn't even that bad"
Devon: "Bro you gave yourself a sticky dolphin, IT'S THAT BAD"