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Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion
Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!
An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.
Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?
Bruh moment :)
I have got to derp dolphin into the world of bruh moments
Dolphin shoals helps ur health, smartness, and activity. I have studied this for years. I made some guests do an algebra problem, an then made them run a mile. Then I did the same thing but with dolphin shoals. When I played dolphin shoals the guests seemed quicker and smarter. Dolphin shoals helps with a lot of things and everyday problems. Lost your backpack? Dolphin shoals. Lost your mind? Dolphin shoals. So people, try to listen to dolphin shoals at least 5 times a day. But if you have a lot of time then listen 50 times a day.
Guy: I lost my mind.
Me: Listen to Dolphin Shoals.
The act a professional swimmer dies while under the water, after the initial dive.
Kathleen Baker was dolphinating when she dove into the water.
When you cum inside another individual and proceed to consume your own cream. Also known as Olsoning yourself.
After I came in his mouth, I dirty dolphined myself when I french kissed him and ate my own Jizz.
Any human orifice utilized in the act of dolphin-human love making
Laura used turpentine to disinfect her dolphin muzzle after a weekend at Sea World.