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1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
When a man defecates all over his partners face during sex, then immediately ejaculates after. He spreads the semen he has produced and draws weaving circular patterns with his penis.
I just gave her a black weaver.
I am the master of black weaving.
Military projects used to cover lesser known Grey projects.
To cover up such Grey projects as ET research, the military hides them behind black projects. Congress thinks the money is going into the development of defense technology, but in reality, it is going to defense tech and ET research.
Black Summer is your typical "think's she is black" girl but looks fully white. She makes her whole personality about being black but in reality has 5% black in her and is pale as a ghost.
That person is definitely a Black Summer.
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The day after Thanksgiving when all of the BHart family and friends are extremely hungover due to the massive quantity of wine, beer and liquor consumed. Also the amount of sleep deprivation acquired from staying up until 8 in the morning really doesn't help.
Sean - "Jesus Christ,... What the hell happened to Adam"
Dan - "He was at BHartmanor for Thanksgiving last night"
Sean - "Oh snap, I forgot it's Black Friday"
Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..."
Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
" Dis be my LAST Black Friday bro... dis time next year Imma be winnin' MTV Music Awards an' shit"
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1.) A Chocobo is a useful Final Fantasy character that closely resembles an ostrich, but has unique powers to aid in travel over the in-game world. The Black Chocobo is one of the rarest types of Chocobo and has the abilities of all other Chocobos combined.
2.) A fantasy football team name run by Bill Waxman. The Black Chocobos are winners of multiple fantasy Championships and can be found in leagues across the web, such as Yahoo!.com, ESPN.com football.billwaxman.com and theasfl.com/asfl2 (The All Sports Fantasy League).
Owner 1: Look who has to play The Black Chocobos now!
Owner 2: Oh yeah, the Pastafarians are going down!!