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N. A form of mutual masturbation where the acting male partner inserts his/her open palm into the female's vagina, then moves it in and out as a method of stimulation. If this maneuver is used in the anus instead, it is then referred to as the Dark Alley
Man 1: So, the other day my girlfriend I were feeling slightly adventurous, so we tried the California Saucerfist.
Man 2: Really? Did she enjoy it?
Man 1: I couldn't tell if she was crying or having an orgasm.
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When you throw up in a girl's vagina and have sex with her right afterwards.
I just gave Molly a California Creampie and it took her a week and a half to clean it out.
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mostly referring to a girl from southern california, a girl is is normally a stupid skank with tan ass and tan boobs and is most likely a straight A student in school but can't even name the vice president. Mostly snobbish, stuck-up, slutty, materialistic bitch who cares more about her boyfriend than her own father, texts all the time and is married to her phone, drives daddy's BMW then crashes it and feels no sympathy,
normally a stupid absent minded and close-minded girl who only thinks about partying and being a slut and cares more about sweaty football guys with muscles rather than guys who are actually nice. Spends time at starbucks, or any public area such as a mall to spend daddy's money and abuse credit cards. A girl who complains about everything and thinks that cold weather is a tragedy and can never step foot in a 3rd world country due to massive materialism and dumb-hoe-ness.
That girl is really dumb and materialistic
she's probably a california girl
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before the feather river aquesuct!!! dah other California Aquesuct sucked the life out of owens valley...
Going north from Palm Springs california on hwy 395 you can check it out!! There is a place on south end of owens ( now dry lake ) called "old dirty sock" hot stinky water comes out of the ground.. Yep California Aquesuct sucked all the water from bishop to "old dirty sock"..
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Uninformed perceptions of other states that California residents have.
I wasn't surprised that someone like Nebraska would dress like that, but maybe it's just my California ignorance shining through.
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A place where most get shot at and more than likely has a lot of graffiti!
Dude this place is so Montclair, California
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Big black ugly smell like asshole greese, gold chains, gold watch, gold teeth, gold mercedes car, high heels, pink hanky, walks & talks soft with a big stick....
badge 714 rampart division day watch commander called and
said: joe "check out california pimp workin the streets "..
city of angels .
I was on my way to R&I " coffee in hand when I got the call ".
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