Whores Camp

Also referrd to as Horse Camp. A place where women learn to spread their legs and rhythmically bounce on large pieces of meat. Although Whores Camp is geared towards women wanting to please their men, campers often have lesbian sex in their cabins.

Jenny's boyfriend got sick of missionary position so he sent her to Whores camp so she can reverse cowgirl next time he plows her with his huge rod.

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Camp Jenndetta

The wine flows freely from the box at Camp Jenndetta.

Suda rubs his beats on your body at Camp Jenndetta.

We (you) worship the "goddess" Jenndetta in all her glory at Camp Jenndetta.

Camp Jenndetta is sponsored by Jack Daniels "The Great American Tail Gate Party", Cooks, and wet naps.

It's almost a quarter till Banana at Camp Jenndetta.

It is probably a tech support "tier 5" at Camp Jenndetta.

Bear Gryls "Survivor Man" is your neighbor at Camp Jenndetta.

Angus is a door mat at Camp Jenndetta.

It's a quarter till banana at Camp Jenndetta.

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Nou Camp

House of Clowns.

Dad: Where do you think Clowns live, my little kid?

Son: Nou Camp, Dad.

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tramp-a-camping

When you camp on a trampoling. Great in Late Summer, when its warm in the evenings.

Katie Buckingham and I were tramp-a-camping on a late Augsust Night. :)

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Feb Camp

The most awesome camp in the world. Ever. Full stop. Contains copius amounts of Jack Daniels and pwn tang. Also involves swimming.

Man, i got totally wasted at Feb Camp last year!!

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deer camp

When one person slips their penis into another's anus and urinates. Also known as peeing in the butt.

"Hey baby, Im going to deer camp you tonight"

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Concentration Camp

Officially, "Migrant Children's Detention Facility." A location established by the United States to hold indefinitely brown children seeking asylum so that they can stay alive.

"They're putting the kids in concentration camps!"
"You can't use that term, that's what the Nazis had during the Holocaust!!"
- silence -

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