Whores Camp

Also referrd to as Horse Camp. A place where women learn to spread their legs and rhythmically bounce on large pieces of meat. Although Whores Camp is geared towards women wanting to please their men, campers often have lesbian sex in their cabins.

Jenny's boyfriend got sick of missionary position so he sent her to Whores camp so she can reverse cowgirl next time he plows her with his huge rod.

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Camp lejeune

A place where no matter what you do you'll get fucked.

Oh I was trapped somewhere on camp lejeune and tried to escape but cynthia claimed assault after I accidentally touched her face and then left at a gas station.

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car-camping

Camping with-in unloading distance of your of vehicle. As opposed to hiking into a remote location.

Let's just go car-camping to simplify the weekend.

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cat camp

euphemistic term for a long stay at a veterinarian cat hospital.

Hey, Fluffy, we're going to cat camp.

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Feb Camp

The most awesome camp in the world. Ever. Full stop. Contains copius amounts of Jack Daniels and pwn tang. Also involves swimming.

Man, i got totally wasted at Feb Camp last year!!

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deer camp

When one person slips their penis into another's anus and urinates. Also known as peeing in the butt.

"Hey baby, Im going to deer camp you tonight"

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Concentration Camp

Officially, "Migrant Children's Detention Facility." A location established by the United States to hold indefinitely brown children seeking asylum so that they can stay alive.

"They're putting the kids in concentration camps!"
"You can't use that term, that's what the Nazis had during the Holocaust!!"
- silence -

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