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Dad: Where do you think Clowns live, my little kid?
Son: Nou Camp, Dad.
The wine flows freely from the box at Camp Jenndetta.
Suda rubs his beats on your body at Camp Jenndetta.
We (you) worship the "goddess" Jenndetta in all her glory at Camp Jenndetta.
Camp Jenndetta is sponsored by Jack Daniels "The Great American Tail Gate Party", Cooks, and wet naps.
It's almost a quarter till Banana at Camp Jenndetta.
It is probably a tech support "tier 5" at Camp Jenndetta.
Bear Gryls "Survivor Man" is your neighbor at Camp Jenndetta.
Angus is a door mat at Camp Jenndetta.
It's a quarter till banana at Camp Jenndetta.
Swag Camp refers to a select group of people who each have been recognized as having swag superior to all others not admitted to the Camp.
Did you hear about Margaret? She tried to get into Swag Camp but she told Kelly she isn't down with the mop salad, and the rest of the camp said she isn't platinum so she got DENIED!
The most awesome camp in the world. Ever. Full stop. Contains copius amounts of Jack Daniels and pwn tang. Also involves swimming.
Man, i got totally wasted at Feb Camp last year!!
When one person slips their penis into another's anus and urinates. Also known as peeing in the butt.
"Hey baby, Im going to deer camp you tonight"
Officially, "Migrant Children's Detention Facility." A location established by the United States to hold indefinitely brown children seeking asylum so that they can stay alive.
"They're putting the kids in concentration camps!"
"You can't use that term, that's what the Nazis had during the Holocaust!!"
- silence -
A ridiculous camping goods store that overcharges for all their goods, has seriously flawed employees and discriminates against decent workers. A shoddy, terrible company to work for and a waste of money to shop at.
Jake: Yeah, did you hear that they fired my wife from Camping World?
Steve: Why? Wasn't she like five months pregnant?
Jake: She complained that an employee was verbally abusing and harassing her and they found any old reason to dump her, man.
Steve: What about her medical insurance?
Jake: It was a joke, they sent her the insurance card 2 months after she got fired, even though she paid like 200 bucks for it and never got to use it.
Steve: Lame, dude.