bro #1: she told me to lick her downstairs lips
bro #2: yo did she have beef curtains?
bro #1: ye
Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light
beef curtains are a flabby vagina often with many hairs, looks like a rug
The female equivalent of meatriding.
When someone is obsessed with someone and does everything they can do to get someone to like them.
Why the fuck is Tiffany liking and commenting on all of Stephanie's posts? She just wants to get invited to her fancy party. That bitch is curtain skirtin!
Having sex behind a curtain while fully nude in broad daylight
1) Thomas: oh my god i just heard about curtain fun newt!!
Newt: oh cool lets go and try it!!
A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.
I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.
A woman who is an attention whore, or does something intentionally for the purpose of getting attention
Did you hear about Betty confessing she slept with coach Chandler?
Yes, she did that to get attention, what a curtain cunt.