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saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.
Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.
When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.
Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.
To stay silent during a group call pretending the microphone doesn’t work so as to avoid uncomfortable questions.
This is Julian’s business - Julian, i see you are on the line, can you hear me. Come on, don’t do the Mariusz.
I have been trying to get an answer from him all day during our WebEx meeting but he was not answering despite everyone could clearly see he was on the call: he was clearly doing the Mariusz.
Eager little helper who is always the first to pitch in and organize everybody and everything, whether you ask them to or not....usually not.
We were all trying to relax after dinner when Ashley's do-bag boyfriend jumped up and insisted on doing the dishes immediately. We all felt so guilty we were forced to put down our drinks and join him. What a do-bag!
When your mate say's he'll come out at 7pm but arrives hour later than planned.
When your mate tell's you anytime before 4pm is too early.
When you have a rave on VR chat at 4am.
I'm going to Do A Daryn and show up an hour late.
James said he will be out at 7pm but it's 8:30pm? Oh he's Doing A Daryn.
I was up late last night, I Did A Daryn.
Guy 1: "Oh yes i'll come to the cinema, wait before 4pm?, No I can't it's too early!"
Guy 2: "Oh he's Done A Daryn."
Don't Do A Daryn and actually show up on time please!
Don't Do A Daryn and come outside for once, those VR chat Raves can wait.
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Early computer users typed c, the colon<:>, then pressed <enter> to get back to the main disk drive in DOS. It was also an inside joke.
After she took her thong off I gave her the DOS Prompt!
A good do is a good job, or something that is funny or done well, it usually apples to an event or action.
That house party was a Good Do.