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When a Mermaid or Merman slaps you with their tail in the nuts
Damn, that Mermaid gave you one hell of a Dolphin Slap
When you drop an uncle stinky that erupts out of the water and bobs around doing tricks to the point where your asshole makes a dolphin sound like "aaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
See also: uncle stinky
I just had the best dolphin laugh!
Dolphins being educated in rape
Adam West just got educated on dolphinication
The act of vomiting and shitting one's brains out simultaneously.
That gas station sushi had me sugar dolphining all night.
During intercourse you try to shove your dick unexpectedly into her ass. She will turn around and squeak at you like a dolphin.
I was banging this random and gave her the squeaky dolphin.
When your dick is not entirely hard but not completely flaccid either. An in between state where the length of your shlong is clear but it doesn't seem like you're hard. The perfect state to show off your length without being clear you are attempting to show off.
Grant: Hey look at this photo of my willy
Frank: Nice length dude but this is obviously in your Dolphin State you show-off!
Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.
I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries