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The best president ever. Who knew a carrot could be such a good president. Hopefully one day are supreme leader will prove that the moon landings were fake that 9/11 was planned by the Illuminati and that we should wear tinfoil caps so that when aliens try to take over our world they can't brainwash us.
Donald Trump is the best president ever and one day he will prove that Obama is a part of the Reptilian Brotherhood and that Doritos were made by the Illuminati
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The orange man with ugly hair that only got a loan of a million dollars that likes to fuck everything up
1. Let's build a wall with Donald Trump!
2. Anyone who dislikes this definition about how much Doland Trump sucks has been successfully triggered!
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The most stupid person to have lived, be living and will ever live.
Guy 1: Hey did you see Donald Trump in the news last night?
Guy 2: Stupid.
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He's a "Republican" who has offended most of the Republican Party.
Hopefully, Donald Trump will be a wake-up call to the G.O.P. that this is how most of the country sees them.
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An orange chimpanzee with particularly small hands and a birds nest for hair. it is also very loud and likes to shout stupid idiotic things he hears on fox news and in the old testament.
Donald trump means an idiot
fox-gays are bad
trump-gays are bad for america
bible- women are worthless
trump-women are bad for america
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When you're getting your dick sucked while you take a shit, and you blow your load and use the jizz to gel your combover. Finish with a cockslap and a hearty "you're fired!"
Broad 1: what's wrong Cindy?
Broad 2: I thought Randy liked me, but I ended up Donald Blumpkining me.
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The illegitimate offspring of Jerry Springer and Barbara Bush. Someone who purchases brides for lots of money. Trump is conclusive proof that money can't buy you everything....like personality, for example.
"Oh Donald....Donald Trump...you're forgetting our pre-nuptual agreement again. For the last time, get your ugly fucking head back inside that pillowcase....or turn the damn lights off!"
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