The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.
Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.
Crying pent up tears in an aggressive and fast way. Usually brought on in elation or relief.
"Bro. We hadn't been to the playoffs in so long that after we made it last night I had a full on emotional ejaculation"
intransitive verb : to give expression to emotion especially in chating. An "emote" is tool used in a chat forum that is a way of expressing a feeling or an action in text form. You start an emote by typing "/me" (without the quotation marks) in local chat or instant messaging forum. The host allows you to use a colon instead of ‘/me’, which is a technical way of saving your keystrokes. The colon that normally appears after your name in a chat doesn’t appear in the chat and is therefore describing your action, rather than showing the typed words that normally show that you are "speaking". It will present your feelings or actions in the third person.
Let's say you just told me a funny joke. I could type "hahahaha!", in which case an emote (i-ˈmōt ) in the chat window will look like this:
Username: hahahahaha!
Or, I could type the emote, "/me laughs!", in which case the chat window looks like this:
Username laughs!
Emotes can be fairly lengthy.
Example; We are at the beach and decide to go swimming.
Example:
Username strips of her top and pants, revealing all skin, and runs laughing into the ocean.
A person who uses the emotions or feelings against them to get what they want.
These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.
Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
A poor person in a movie about rich people who only exists to teach the wealth-scarred protagonist(s) how to feel or act like humans
“Sam has such a loving family and he’s got his act together. It’s almost like he’s the rich guy instead of Derrick”
“Sam’s family showed up once on screen, and he has no problems or personality of his own. He’s just an emotional support poor.”
The act of burning someone in a severely harsh way effectively body slamming their psyche.
Guy 1: "Your mom."
Guy 2: "No, sir your mom and your dead grandfather too."
Guy 2 runs off crying
Guy 3: "Total emotional suplex, dude."