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Your Grandpap can't fap

The action in which an individual in a deathly situation when insulted with "your granny tranny" takes the last insult that also ends their opponents life.

If you were to survive the "your granny tranny" insult, this insult would leave you, and your opponent, and their family in an instant death.

Bob: Your mom gay!

Jim: Your dad lesbian!

Bob: You leave me no choice, Jim

Jim: No! Don't do it!

Bob: your granny tranny

*Jim collapses from cardiac arrest*
Jim's Final words: Your Grandpap can't fap ...
*Bob and his whole entire family dies of spontaneous combustion*

by CaptainAdventure March 19, 2018


FAP - Free Arab Priests

FAP is a chant shouted by the people trying to Free Arab Priests. It is their last resort, hopefully the evil Arab Priest capturers will show remorse and set them free. Soon everyone in the streets will be FAP-ing with all their strength!

At a FAP - Free Arab Priests Protest...

Devoted FAP-ers : 'FAP! FAP! FAP!'
Evil Arab Priest Capturers : 'NEVERRRRRRRRRRR MUHAHAHA!'
Everybody in the streets : 'FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP AHHHH FAP FAP FAP!!!'

by whiteley January 15, 2010

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I don't give a fap

a disappointment

- her boobs are not perky. Yo bitch do something special to 1000 over viewers
- man I don't give a fap!
- are you retarded
- I love you

by dropmytears April 11, 2011

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I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january

Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!

by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022


Da fap master

A faggot that faps alot, and hates his parents

Edgy/dumbass/virgin/horny to the max/useless to sociaty.

John: yo wsp what's your name on discord ?
faggot: Da Fap Master#4269
John: gtfo

by NoobPillow July 23, 2020

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Falcon Punch Porn (FaP)

Porn that features the male punching their partner in the gut while yelling "FALCON PUNCH" immediately after orgasming inside their partner in any way.

I totally FaP'ed that chick last night -- she started gagging and freaking out all over the place.

I watched some Falcon Punch Porn (FaP) the other day... it was sick and the chick kept throwing up.

by Shadow and Tristan December 20, 2009

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FAP- Fairfax American Princess

1. (n) A person who is from the Fairfax Virginia Area who is a well educated, spends well, and is highly regarded by their peers
2.(adj) Containing the Qualities of a FAP- the constant starbucks runs, the personalcredit card, thier own car, cell phone etc, never has to pay for anything

could also be bap or jap

Caitlin was considered a FAP because her parents bought her a brand new Mustang Convertible for her birthday-and paid for gas as well.

by Jen Glicoes January 6, 2004

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