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To google oneself and revel in all the posts about themselves found on Google search.
"Keanu Reeves doesn't know he's the Internet's Boyfriend because he doesn't Google Ogle himself"
"Kim Kardashian spends 24 hours a day Google Ogling herself"
"I didn't know I was famous in Japan till I Googled Ogled myself"
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Someone who views every Google invention as basic to human survival.
"Dude, have you checked out Google Latitude? It's awesome!"
"Stop being such a Google elitist."
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What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.
Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."
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The self diagnosis of influenza having read the symptoms on the internet.
He bought five packets of anti-viral drugs from a gentleman in Lagos but it was only Google flu.
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The 20-21 year old kid who thinks they know everything, no matter what you argue they convinced they are always correct, Piggy, a person who acts as though they know everything and overwrites the ideas, opinions, comments and/or suggestions of others.
Ya, ok, sure, whatever you say Andy Google,
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The act of using Google to find answers to everyday problems or intricate problems such as homework.
Student A: "Did you find out the answer to question 6 on the homework"?
Student B: " Give me a minute"
Student A: "Ok"
Student B: "The answer is 117, thanks to my Google magic"
Student A: "I could have done that..."
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When a person Google Maps searches another person's house. Much like facebook stalking, but you see where the person lives which is essentially much more creepy.
Person 1: Hey, do you need directions to Joe's place for the party?
Person 2: Nah, I already Google Mapstalked it. He lives in a development.
Person 1: That's not creepy at all.
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