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Streamwood High School, Where to start? The annoying skanky freshman that swarm the hallways with their teased extended dead hair and undersized clothing & brains that talk about how great their weekend was cause it was filled with smoking and drinking! cool kids! Or should i begin with the sophomores that think they're cool , but really they're still under classmen, and they still suck. Or wait! the juniors! Those cocky ass fuckers that are just so proud that they can drive and go out to party on weekends. Or should i just talk about the seniors? No, actually i don't want to talk about them. No one cares that you're leaving high school so stop rubbing it in to all of us that have more time in the hell hole we attend five days a week. Hmmm maybe i'll just go straight to the pregnant mexicans & sleazy girls that assume their "baby daddy" will stay with them forever. We could start anywhere really. There's really a great variety. The scene little freshman sluts, to the ghetto groups (that think they're in a legitimate gang) of streamwood high. We could go on for hours but i think anyone that would search Streamwood High on UrbanDictionary would know what i'm talking about.
dude: So what school do you go to?
other dude: Streamwood High School.
dude: Wow, that must suck.
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Revere High School is located in Richfield, OH. Home to the richest stoners in the world. The schools nick name is Refer High. Not a day goes by that weed is not a topic of someones conversation. At Revere, you can count the number of black people there are on your hands. The school contradicts itself cause though it is Refer High it is also a very conservative school. There is someone or some lame ass group of people trying to remove the gun from the schools odd mascot (the minuteman). No one who goes to Revere actually enjoys it. In fact, no one in Ohio actually enjoys being there... but these people never move... they stay friends with the same friends and live decently in the same area until the children they produce go to Revere.
You go to Revere high school? Damn, I'm sorry.
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The dumbest thing to come out of Disney .If you act like they do in high school musical in high school or even middle school your gonna get shot or something. you don't wanna go " hey batter batter" in the hsm fashion in p.e cause they're gonna throw it at your balls or something when see you dancing like an idiot.
loser #1: hey did you know high school musical 3 is coming out?
loser #2: really?
loser #1: in theaters too.
loser #2: we should be like (name of hsm character)and (name of another hsm character) today
loser #1: okay!!
both losers dance and act gay like hsm that day and end up getting shot by a suicidal nerd who decided to take their lives instead of a teachers and himself because it was so horrible and he was cheered by everyone (that hated high school musical)
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One of the shittiest high schools on the planet. Bunch of bitches, whores, stupid ass teachers, and security cameras up the ass.
Thinks it's better than any other high school, and apparently the academics are FANTASTIC.
Yeah. Right.
Did you hear about that girl from Dakota High School?
She's totally preggers.
THAT'S no surprise.
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Wesview High School is a missle silo/ military instalation/ command center placed in Rancho Penasquitos, San Diego, California. The High School is titled as a "Learning Center". Built right after the 9/11 attacks, the "Learning Center" is aproximatly 11 miles away from the Pacific Coast, which is perfect placement for the defense of the Pacific coast. No one but the "Staff" in white lab coats and the janitors, who just happen to be ex-Special Forces and Army Rangers, know where the entrances are. Many high probabilities are the Electrician's closets which just so happen to have stairs in them, the Library's elevator, and the off limits pool area which looks like a command center. Many students belive there is a missle silo because of the things needed to be observed up close and personal. The quad is actually made up of a 25ft in diameter circle inside a 75ft in diameter circle. There is no really logical point to building a school with that design. The pool/ Command center's walls are a lot thicker up close than any of the other schools walls. The school looks as if it is made up of bunkers.
http://powayusd.sdcoe.k12.ca.us/pusdwvhs/images/Overhead_Full__Westview.jpg
The above is a picture of Westview High School.
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The self-proclaimed "Pride of the Poconos," Stroudsburg High School is famous for many things, including its lunchroom staff, who currently collectively hold the world record for fitting the largest sticks possible up their asses, its splendid security staff, whose captain won this year's Greased Pig Contest (although he soon realized it wasn't a pig, it was actually one of the other security officers), its highly nutritional and incredibly delicious lunches, consisting mostly of greasy, overcooked pizzas and calzones, and half-heartedly assembled hoagies (although, by the way the ham tastes, it would appear that they used the pig from that contest listed above to make them), its nursing staff's incredible ability to cure any illness or injury with ice (not their fault, they're not allowed to give out anything else), and most importantly of all, its incredible climate control, enabling the history hallway to be a sauna, while the science wing can be magically transformed into wetlands overnight. Oh, and did I forget to mention the new classrooms? Yes, they brought them in on the back of a few flat-bed trucks, and now they sit in the parking lots, taking up valuable parking space that the school board is always griping about not having. ...They're also the only rooms in the school that have air conditioning. Doesn't this all make you wish you went here?
We love Stroudsburg High School...
Lunch Monitor: "Show me your pass."
Innocent Student: "I show you a pass every day. Can't you trust that I have one?"
Lunch Monitor: "Show me your pass."
Innocent Student: "You saw it yesterday, it was filled out for the entire week."
Lunch Monitor: "Show me your pass."
Innocent Student: "I have showed you a pass every single day since the beginning of the school year. It is now March. Don't you trust I have it?"
Lunch Monitor: "Show me your pass, or sit back down and shut up."
Security Officer: "Yep. I've been workin' this here job for goin' on fifteen years. I've seen it all."
Student: *Takes bite of hamburger* *CLINK!*
Student: "Oh, God, I'm vomiting blood! I can't control it, it - it's everywhere! Oh my God, do something - is that a lung?! Is that a lung?!?!?! THAT'S A LUNG!!! HELP ME!!!"
Nurse: "Well, I really wish I could do more, but would you like some ice?"
Student: "For the love of God, call an ambulance!!! Please, just -" *glurgglurgleglurg...*
Nurse: "You know, I better make this a double pack."
Student: *Opens locker in science hallway, finds strange tropical fungus growing on english book* "What the..."
Principal: "What's going on in the history wing? I haven't heard anything from them up there in weeks."
Teacher: *Goes to investigate* "What on earth?... Oh, dear God, they've all fried to death, how could this have - oh, no, the sun's coming out!!! Run, children, run, before it's too latearghgaslfjakslf..."
Principal: "Where are Modulars 1 and 2?!"
Teacher: "Um... They're... Kind of... in the creek."
Principal: "...WHAT?!"
Teacher: "Well, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to get separate classrooms that people can tow away as a senior prank..."
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The worst and most overrated movie ever. The movie is idiotic in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. 8 year old girls for some reason think Zac Efron, Troy Bolton or whoever is hot (he's NOT). The movie is an insult to REAL coming of age/high school movies like Ferris Bueller's Day Off , The Goonies, The Breakfast Club and many more. The characters are mentally 10 and the songs are over exaggerated and terrible. Troy and Gabriella are annoyingly like Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.
Troy Bolton and Gabriella: *sings some over dramatic song*
some 8 year old dumbass: OMGGGGGGG
me: wtf is this crap
the 8 year old dumbass: High School Musical <3 <3
me: this movie can go suck a lemon
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