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A ghetto ass town where wannabe gangsters and real gangsters live and the schools are shit and kids aways doing carts in the bathroom
Random person:where you from
Streamwood nigga:I’m from streamwood
Random person:take all my money
Where the Gangsters and Homosexuals live.
Boy: Hey, my poor grandpa got beat up by a gay guy with a bat.
Girl: Oh, I guess he was in Streamwood.
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A very average suburban town in Illinois with a large hispanic and asian population. The school system here is actual shit, the white people living here can be a tad bit racist, there isn't really anything fun to do in town, it's often overlooked by people due to its close proximity to Elgin and Schaumburg, and the kids from Streamwood try to act pretty ghetto while in fact they live semi-comfortably. The guys here are pretty ugly, the girls here are pretty ugly. Overall, it's not a bad town, but it's certainly not that good.
Guy: I'm from Streamwood IL!
Girl: *dials 911*
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A shithole in the state of illinois that is a miniscule step above carpentersville.
Also known as plywood city and deadwood
Is he still living in streamwood? Nothing but spicks.
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"Hey Pa! Don't you let Rover in 'da house, he dun got sprayed by a Streamwood cat!"
Streamwood High School, Where to start? The annoying skanky freshman that swarm the hallways with their teased extended dead hair and undersized clothing & brains that talk about how great their weekend was cause it was filled with smoking and drinking! cool kids! Or should i begin with the sophomores that think they're cool , but really they're still under classmen, and they still suck. Or wait! the juniors! Those cocky ass fuckers that are just so proud that they can drive and go out to party on weekends. Or should i just talk about the seniors? No, actually i don't want to talk about them. No one cares that you're leaving high school so stop rubbing it in to all of us that have more time in the hell hole we attend five days a week. Hmmm maybe i'll just go straight to the pregnant mexicans & sleazy girls that assume their "baby daddy" will stay with them forever. We could start anywhere really. There's really a great variety. The scene little freshman sluts, to the ghetto groups (that think they're in a legitimate gang) of streamwood high. We could go on for hours but i think anyone that would search Streamwood High on UrbanDictionary would know what i'm talking about.
dude: So what school do you go to?
other dude: Streamwood High School.
dude: Wow, that must suck.
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A very ghetto school where the commons/lunch room is like a prison with a wall in it fights are very often and kids doing carts and blunts and kids think they hard
Random kid:what school u go to
Streamwood kid:streamwood high school why?
Random kid: I feel bad you go to that ghetto school