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the devil's home. bielzebub's front yard.
your mom.
And if you are of evil heart, when you die you will go to New Jersey.
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south jersey is the better part of the great state, new jersey.
we like to get fucked up on a regular basis.
weed + beer + good friends = a good time
we are all about philly teams.
eagles,flyers,phils,76ers.
tons of underage drinking.
malls all everywhere around here.
I personally think deptford is the best mall.
wawa is the shit.
we always chill at down the shore.
our schools blow.
tons of cops.
other than that south jersey is the place to be.
lived in south jersey all my life.
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"The Garbage State"
Residents often mistake bad grammar for an "accent" (i.e: "Hey, I thought you WAS from Jersey, too. Isn't everyone?")
Ironically, the ONLY people who like this hell hole are the trash that live there.
I love New Jersey 'cause I've never been outside this state to know otherwise!
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You're standing with your cock out, your girl's on her knees in front of you. Just as she's about to put your dick in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and pull it over her head, thus thrusting your wang into her mouth!
"She was just about to blow me, and I gave her the hockey jersey!"
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You know your from New Jersey if
You live within 30 minutes from the beach but never go there in the Summer do to them being overcrowded
The beach is the shore
You either love or hate New York City
You have at least 10 pairs of hats and sun glasses
You defend your state to outsiders but then bash it just as much
You rarely if ever refer to your state as Jersey
You know of people who were affiliated with the mafia
You know what real pizza taste like
You hate the TV Show Jersey shore
You have called New York City NYC before.
You think Trenton is the worst place ever
You know people who hate New York City but still like their sports teams.
You don't eat seafood, despite living so close to the ocean
Cheese Pizza is Plain Pizza and nothing else
You pronounce Mario Mae-Rio
Newark is Ne-wark
You'll go to other states such as Maryland Delaware and Virginia to go to the beach just to avoid the overcrowding of your own.
You live for Summer
Hey Ted were are you from
I'm from New Jersey
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The worst part of NJ. Literally the slum of our precious east coast state. North jersey is overrun by factories, grime, new yorkians, and Yankees fans.
North jersey likes to say there’re better than South Jersey, but we all know that is not true. North Jersey is home to the Vinnies, Paul’s, Mikes, and Brads.
Their shore (not beach you fucktard) is terrible compared to their southern brother. They call a Hoagie a sub, don’t have as many WaWas, and dare to watch the Jets during football season.
I once ran into a North Jerseyian named Vinnie while in Norway. He was so obnoxious and rude that i had to apologize to the Norwegian couple he was terrorizing.
Fuck North Jersey. Go Birds, Phillies, Sixers, and Flyers
Person 1: do you smell that?
Person 2: yeah what the hell is that?
Person 1: oh, it’s just vinnie.
Person 2: who?
Person 1: that asshole guy from North Jersey
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The nickname given to the South West section of New Jersey, specifically in Camden, Burlington, Gloucester, Sussex, and parts of Cumberland counties. It's named for the area's large black population.
The "region" is built around the ghetto population from Camden and Rowan University in Glassboro.
The name also refers to the suburban communities in those counties populated by middle-class African-Americans. The area is mostly rural with many new cookie-cutter housing developments compromised mostly of those from Philadelphia.
Traveler: I stopped in a Wendys on the Black Horse Pike and they were playing "Hard in the paint" on the restaurant's sound system
Friend: Welcome to black jersey
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