Clickbait Jockey

Radio show presenters/hosts who do not achieve their status by merit or talent but by their ability to divide opinion and create social media mountains out of molehills. They are also prepared to endorse conversational topics which would, in regular discussion, send a glass-eye to sleep. Naturally, they think twitter is a reflection of the zeitgeist.

"Welcome to the show. Today's topic, is Donald Trump really an introvert? Call in now on..."

"Ugh! Turn that sh*t off; bloody clickbait jockey"

Pecker Jockey

A person who runs around aimlessly with no purpose or direction in life.

Look at that pecker jockey joking around. He’s not paying attention and he’s not getting anything done.

Gen jockey

A person who does all the gens. A person who never gets off the generator. As soon as he is done with a generator, he immediately goes to another one.

“Yea this guy is doing all the gens, he’s a gen jockey” or “ I’m gonna do all the gens and be a gen jockey”

crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

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