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Jon is a man of great substance, and a teller of tales. Jon would sit on his porch surrounded by the vagrants of the world, telling tales of small butt plugs he maneuvered and McGuyvered in times of need; tales of the seedy underbelly of dildo factories, and tales on how to get a free hamburger on a Tuesday, to name a few.
Men were jealous of Jon and women wanted him. They longed for Jon to satisfy them orally as Jon was known as the king of oral pleasure. When Jon performed oral on the lucky women… the geyser like wetness could be heard and seen for miles around.
Unsuspecting people would feel drops of fluid dripping down upon them when on evening walks and while grilling burgers in backyards.
In addition to the wetness felt blocks away, one could hear a ‘pop’ sound that can only be described as a wet hard hammer hitting a nail.
The women Jon performed oral on were sent away after having been serviced. They were never the same. They spent the rest of their lives searching….. searching …. For that feeling again; feeling of explosive intense pleasure.
Women would bring sandwiches to Jon and his dog a Charlie but to no avail.
Jon would accept their sandwiches and then send them on their way.
On warm days one can still smell the deli meat and the despair of the women Jon had turned away time and time again.
Jon was performing oral on a cross-eyed woman who could see straight immediately after reaching peak ecstasy.
A codeword for a quick fap session or masturbating
"hey imma go Jon real quick brb"
" I can't be very explicit now, but I was *jonning* about 20 mins ago that's why I didn't pick your call up"
jon is a one of a kind guy. hes a daft cunt and can often fluent in malay. he has many talents! jon is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and the way he forgets takeaways are impressive. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting a jon, keep him around.
"that guy looks like a jon"
"yeah weird how is son is asian"
JON is an emerged fighter, the combination of VONgeta and Jakarot. Using the Potara earrings, Jakarot and VONgeta fuse to gather more slaves throughout the internet and mostly discord. Though, normally mortal fusions last for an hour, their fusion is unique and it can last for as long as they want.
JON is the strongest Potara fusion. Their superhuman ape strength and predatory nature merged together is a deadly combination
JON is rather a stronger fusion than Vack (VON & Jack), JON is a product of the Potara earrings and he's much stronger.
Hannah likes both Jack and VON. So they fused together into JON and raw dogged her all night.
Jon skips date day.
Jon ghosts the phone calls.
Don't be like Jon.
Fuck sake! He if he Jon's me one more time, we are done.
Biggest carrot cruncher you’ll meet
Mate that Jon is a massive carrot cruncher
a young man who blows the bass trombone
lisedi: looks at that guy over there! he's boning
kate: it's jon!