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The alternate universe counterpart of R. Kelly where he becomes a pirate and eats your dad instead of becoming your dad and eating a pirate.
Robert "ARR" Kelly is still at large after all this time, and is showing no signs of slowing down.
When a seller overvalues their vehicle in comparison to Kelly Blue Book
James Kelly Blue Balled me when he priced his car $5,000 above market value.
A BAD friend who NEVER LISTENS or FOLLOWS THROUGH. Commonly found betraying her best friend Lauren.
You fucked over your best friend? You must be Amanda Eileen Kelly.
When listing terrible excuses as to why you never listen to your friend, please remember to write your full name, Amanda Eileen Kelly, at the top of the page.
I hate Amanda Eileen Kelly.
Kelly and Murray Syndrome or Coversiphobia is the fear of shoeboxes.
“Gary there’s a small issue, i have Kelly and Murray Syndrome”
If she starts telling a story be prepared to have 7 mini conversations and 19 other stories thrown into it because she can’t stay focused!
Is this going to be a Kelly Ciglar Story?
Emma is a hottie with a body she is so hot and loves MEA she is very cute,and thicccccckkkkkkkqqq and with good blonde hair and short and good at everything
Emma Kelly-Brock is a hottie
Carlos is the most emotional guy in town, he'll constantly cry over his ex-girlfriends
He's always doing the crabcore move at every Attack! Attack! Show, Or '' pizza making'' his way to the Pile on to sing that sweet Chelsea grin chrorus
Carlos lopez kelly enters to a bar :
- hey dude is that Carlos the jelly Lopez?
- yeah man look at that Bieber haircut