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The act of ejaculating into an everyday washing up sponge, place aside and wait for the acquired time to harden. The female then strips the male of their lower attire and proceeds to spank them with the now hardened mallet.
'Do anything good last night?'
'Met that bird for a drink...insisted on watching a bit of Sponge Knob Bare Spanks'
'Ah man, what a slag!'
one who gobbles the dick and swallows massive amounts of cum
wow she was a knob gobbling cum guzzler last night
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Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.
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Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.
Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.
Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!
Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!
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She wants my penis.
A Southworthism.
See also into my shit.
That chick wants my knob -Southworth.
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when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.
Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?
radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"
Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!
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its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.
i took that classy skank to see the notebook, and she gave me the teary eyed knob wash
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