A thoroughbred roadman, usually found in his home in St Neots with shit being thrown at his front door. He thinks he’s a level 100 stoner but the only thing he can roll is his dads jaw.
Wanna smoke this weed bro ( bent ass joint, 95% baccy, 5% weed )
Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me
A woman that can be found at the bowling alley enjoying a pack of Newport cigarettes and a 6pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon on a nightly basis. She will likely have jacked up teeth from a crystal meth addiction and tattoos boasting her 4 illegitimate children.
It was supposed to be boy's night out, but Kevin just went home with that bowling lane regular.
The realest person you know lucky to have met him
Lano lanes a good friend
maia lane is a sexy beast who loves to call
omg maia lane called me the other day shes so cool and sexy
Gay lane is lane who is gay.
“Hey have you heard of gay lane?”
“Oh yeah! I heard he’s dating (whoever tf lane is dating)”
“ Oh! I didn’t know he was dating (whoever tf lane is dating)”
During a threesome, male number one fucks female from behind, doggy style, slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side, next to them, as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor, as he vigorously jerks his pathetic cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other mercilessly. Male number one NEVER allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point!
For an added bonus and maximum sexual stimulation it is highly reccomended that both males wave and shoot guns and weapons in the air
Jim-Bob, Jane and Jamaal just did the unthinkable and engaged in a Delaware Lane Hog.