so fuckin hardcore that porno stars can't compare
That crazy bastard just did a 1080 mctwist, he's more hardcore than porno-flick bitches.
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often heard muttered under the breath of a technical support agent. Usually following a call from either a NUMPTY, MUPPET or CHUMPER.
we are not sat in front of the computer, but we want you to talk us through a technical fix. (you fuckwits)
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The adjective that describes someone who has achieved the most coveted form of intoxication. It refers to the disabled/mentally challanged children that recieve the money raised by the telethon conducted by Jerry Lewis. Although your fellow friend is not reciving money through a telethon, they display many of the same characteristics of a retard (drooling, unintelligable language, uncooth gestures, pulling pants to the ankles to piss)
Dude - look at this shit! Your boy passed out on the shitter while wiping his ass, and now the muthafucker is crashed out on the floor of a bathroom stall with ass paper hanging out of his corn-hole. Your boy is more fucked up than Jerry's Kids!
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Many words involving political propaganda or having cringy definitions.
A lot of Urban Dictionary Words of the Day involving Trump are words with more downvotes than upvotes.
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If you can't complete your task one way, you find another way.
I can't find my pencil sharpener so I'll use a knife. There's more than one way to skin a cat.
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a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
boy:Jess, please, kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
Jess: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
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Yes! Peyton loves hunter more although some will say otherwise. Any statements saying otherwise are 100% false.
H:i love you
P:i love you more
H:cap
P:no cap look it up!
H: *searches βdoes Peyton love hunter more?β*
H:dang youβre right you do love me More
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