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a hard ass nigga from da h-town reppin swishahouse sup mike jones who? mike jones
u see i rep swishahouse
and show em my blue mouth
i got love fo da west da east and da southand fo da nawth-MIke Jones
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A Very Very manly woman. A Lesbian of butch proportions
"Check out Dyke Jones over there"
"Dyke Jones lookin bitch is gonna beat your ass"
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Amanda Jones is a beast that was thought to be killed off in the 1800s. But when the scene/emo era evolved, she was transformed into the body of a smelly, fat, hairy, teenager who wore skinnies and too-tight tanktops. She is often represented by a big circle with a cloud over the head, because drawing the real thing would curse you. Amanda Jones is an evil god (they do not even believe her to be a female) who has bad breath. People do not walk around Jenny Craig anymore because it was proven by ghost experts that Amanda Jones would spawn there and wreck havoc to anybodys eyes. People do not draw/google her anymore because her face would cause external/internal damage or bleeding.
Dude! That whale over there with lion hair sorta looks like Amanda Jones!
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1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force.
2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.
3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance.
4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.).
5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch.
6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck.
7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance.
–verb (used without object)
8. to commit or practice theft.
9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved.
10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually.
11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball.
–noun 12. Informal. an act of stealing; theft.
13. Informal. the thing stolen; booty.
14. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain.
15. to hit, strike or otherwise fuck someone up in their grill.
1. You just mike jonesed my snapple dawg.
2. I got expelled for mike jonesing without citing any sources.
3. George Bush mike jonesed the election.
Baseball:
1. Remember when Barry Bonds used to mike jones like 40 bases a year?
Informal:
1. I mike jonesed you in the face.
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Potentially, any one of the numerous corporate sandwich shops that have sprung up in the past few years throughout America's cities and exburbs. More specifically, a "Jimmy Jones" is an establishment that does not offer the highest quality foodstuffs and/or ambiance for the savvy consumer's dollar. The creepy owner or owners of such shops would be the Jimmy Jones in question.
"Maybe I'm crazy, but this meatball sub taste like syphilitic crotch-lather."
"Yeah, I noticed a few pubes in my 'Italian Herbs and Cheese.'"
"I guess they'll hand out Jimmy Jones franchises to just about any sleazy motherfucker out there."
"Man, screw this... Lets go to Domino's and eat some of their cheesy cardboard instead."
"Jimmy Jones: Free Kool-Aid"
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Sexual act: beginning a tongue-punching event with your partner(s) by partner A (receiving end) releasing a fart and at the same time partner B (performer) replacing the displaced air (the fart) with their tongue into the butthole.
Chick: Hey babe, I totally want you to lick my asshole
Dude: Totally, as long as I get to eat your fart, you know, Indiana Jones style.
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Whilst getting a blowy, you pull out, lower your dick to the side and whip it across her face, all the while making a "whipping" sound, gracefully adding "It's Mr. Jones bitch!" This all takes place as the Indy theme song blares in the background.
After picking a chick up at the club, she started giving me a shitty blowjob, so I had to Indiana Jones that bitch.
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