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Fucking awesome pants worn only to parties.
I don't always wear pants, but when I do, I wear my red corduroy party pants.
-Most Interesting Man In The World
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A political coalition outside the standard two-party system in America. Dedicated to grassroots democracy, environmentalism, and non-violence.
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In order to seize power, the Republican elite, with lies and propaganda, have created the Tea Party, a right-wing political ploy cleverly disguised as a grass-roots organization. This group includes all the racist rednecks in the south (not everyone in the Tea Party is racist - it's just that all of the racists are in the Tea Party). Some followers of the movement are not stupid, but are unknowing victims of propaganda, and many others are often blindly satisfied by "news" that only presents one political viewpoint (often a deliberate pack of lies designed to anger the viewers into rallying against the supposed wrongdoings of Obama). Such "news" has the political advantage of providing the viewer with only what he wants to see and with only what he wants to hear.
Deceived Tea Party Member: "Hey, I looked up some of the accusations they were making about Obama on TV. They were playing brief clips of him saying things, accompanied with descriptions of what he really meant. So I looked up all of what he said and it turns out everything was taken TOTALLY out of context."
Informed American: "They did that on purpose, dude."
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A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)
Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.
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A bus in which you can have a party on.
Hey, did you know that the party bus serves beer, whiskey and COCAINE!!!
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I'm a tall, buff SWM, 8" long, looking for hot teen pussy. I have party favors.
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