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gerber patch

A tiny baby fine patch of hair that remains toward the front of a balding mans head

Yo, that dude is sporting a nice gerber patch!

by Mugby0914 December 22, 2017


Troll patch

The little patch of hair on ones big toe

A girl often has hairless legs and feet, except for her troll patch

by Johny2424 December 5, 2011


Bappy Patch

Fart enthusiast.

I had bad gas at the grocery store today. A man kept following me, taking deed whiffs. He must be a real Bappy Patch!

by Charlotte Footlove September 29, 2020


Patch of Quilters

Collective noun for quilters

Three or more quilters getting together to quilt or discuss quilting is known as a Patch of Quilters.

by Megnatex April 24, 2019


onion patch pussy

See “onion patch

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.

look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.

Jason: “Hey man, did you hit that?”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”

by GrandmaDyNOmite October 20, 2021


Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.

"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."

by Ershadsky January 16, 2014


Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021