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This is reference to John Belushi in Animal House. When he was in the middle of an inspirational speech, he asked the rhetorical question: "Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" When questioned, Otter said: "He's on a roll, just let him go".
(When someone attempts to interrupt you) "Hey, just let me finish, I'm having a 'German Pearl Harbor Moment'"
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The Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is most easily described as a sneak attack.
A Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is when you sneak into a friend, sibling, or roommates room while they are sleeping, bend over, spread your cheeks' and let er rip right in the face of the unaware sleeper.
When the unlucky bastard with shitty friends wakes up he will have a face full of fecal matter and a beginners case of the dreaded Pink Eye.
An "Ultimate" Pink Eye Pearl Harbor is achieved when the attacker is of Asian decent and he pulls of the attack on a Sunday morning.
Sizuki: "Bansai!!!"
Chris: "Awww whats on my face?"
Sizuki: "Bansai!!"
Chris: "Fuck did you Pink Eye Pearl Harbor me?"
Sizuki: "Ultimate."
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Holy Moses Mother of Pearl is something you would yell instead of swearing when your in the company of small children and the elderly and something bad has happened.
On the way home from Chuck-E-Cheese Pizza, Ryan's friend started to feel sick and to his moms surprise Ryan's friend Jesse vomited hitting her in the back of her head! With vomit running down her back she almost dropped the "F" bomb and instead shouted, "Holy Moses Mother of Pearl!" "Did you just recycle pizza in my hair?"
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used to describe when a conversation meanders its way back to an earlier point or topic.
Originally named after an egomaniacal college dropout who got the name "pearl" after having pearl-shaped implants inserted under the skin of his penis.
Party Guest 1: My web site uses cookies, but I don't call them cookies, I call them bananas...
Party Guest 2: What?
Party Guest 1: Bananas. Because my site uses a login form on various different portals, you can have two or three bananas from my site for completely different pages. My wife hates bananas with a passion. She refuses to eat them. Banana bread, even banana cookies...so you see, it all comes back to pearl.
Party Guest 2: WTF?
Party Guest 1: And another thing, since we're on the topic of global warming...you ever notice how when you're baking banana cookies it heats up the whole house?
Party Guest 2: Ah, I can see this coming back to pearl now...
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A blowjob focusing solely on the underside shaft of the penis.
Refers to the simple instructions given to queens and princesses on how to hold their hands during waiving to a crowd.
Dave: Missy gave me the best blowjob last night.
Steve: Oh yeah?
Dave: Yeah. She kept me from cumming by going Over the Pearls, Under the Crown.
Steve: Cool.
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You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.
Classy!!!
Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!
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A cowboywho wears pearl snaps and thinks he's the salt of the earth, a bad mother fuckerlikes to kick of his boots and drive you wild, then go through your yard with his panty dropping diesel please refer to diesel douche
Friend: oh he's cute
Other friend: oh no he's just a Heartbreak in a pearl snap shirt.
Other friend: no way girl He's just a heart break in a pearl snap shirt.
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