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When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.
Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.
When someone jerks you off from behind while you are in the middle of performing "The Phantom".
I can't believe that homeless guy gave me a Phantom's Revenge while I was doing The Phantom on my date in the alley last night!.
When you take a poo but there is no evidence
Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”
Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP
Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing
Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.
A person who streams for 40 min and complains, and claims to be good at games when his ass gets carried. Loves platypuses for some reason and has a godly jawline.
Look at Toxic Phantom Streaming for 41 min
A phantom pisser is a person who tends to piss on toilet paper, toilet seat and in the top water bucket of a toilet. The name phantom because no one knows who it is
No example as we do not speak or hear of the phantom pisser
Defined as the brief delusional feeling of guilt or agony felt by university students after recently finishing their finals, that they still assume that there is an exam out there or somewhere that he/she needs to study for but in reality there isn't. This phantom pain symptom usually occurs after a university student spends 2 weeks or more prepping for their finals in order to save their GPA.
Medical students are the most vulnerable.
Jon: Hey Richard! Excited for our winter break after long hours of mental burnouts and late nighters.
Richard: I wish i could enjoy it but whenever i wake up from bed but i still feel like we have phantom exams.
Jon: same bro, same.
That one character from FNAF 3 that shares close resemblance to a watermelon.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Phantom Chica?
Person 2: The Watermelon? Yeah.