pickled cauliflower

1. A vegetable soaked in vinegar

2. Very wrinkly, crinkly misshapen vagina

1. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

2. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

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Pickled cum

Pickled cum : valuable cum from da pickle sealed in piss jar a very sought after item with a msrp of 1738$ a atom. Made in a process of putting pickles in a jar of piss for 24hr then busting a fat slugger in dat hoe nigga tf you thought this shit was hard nah you dumb penis jeans bitch dumb stupid retarded nomadic nimrod

BITCH NIGGA 1: yo dog I can get some pickled cum?

BITCH ASS NIGGA 2: only a spoon full

HOE ASS BITCH NIGGA 1: fuck you piss magnet fucking pussy nigga I should kill yo dumb ass I payed for your nuts nigga smoke head

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Pickled Steamer

A variation of the "drydock." Start with a standard drydock (shut of toilet water supply, flush water out, leave a big STEAMING turd in the bowl), then piss on it. You are left with a steaming pile of pickled poop.

The hostess at that Christmas party was being a bitch, so I left a Pickled Steamer in her powder room.

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Pickled Abs

The phenomena in which an individual is able to maintain a well defined six pack all year long or indefinitely.

Just like preserving food from rotting, but having ripped abs is well preserved to prevent adipose tissue (fat cells) from taking over.

Jenna Haze: OMG, Rachel look at that bald juicehead walking down the boardwalk his lean, ripped abs are mesmerizing.
Rachel Starr: Oh I know that guy, we made several scenes together. Everytime we did it his abs has always been ripped.
Jenna Haze: I want his pickled abs!

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slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis

Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?

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Pickle Powder

When you don't clean your dick after sex and allow the vaginal secretions to dry into a white crusty powder on your cock.

After banging your mom last night I ran home to find my boots full of pickle powder.

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beer pickle

akin to whiskey dick, except that the cause of limpness is the result of an over consumption of beer rather than whiskey. Said pickle may also smell of vinegar in some cases.

"She said he drank a case of beer , and then tried to put the beer pickle on her."

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