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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding
Pumpkin spice cookie
Weirdo. Pedophile. Likes lolicon. Gets called out a million times but his fans don't care. Uses "its normal in Japan " as an excuse for his vile behavior.
A: Did you hear what pumpkin the gentlemen did?
B: Ughhhh... not again...
An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.
In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.
If it's your pumpkin day, that means it is your birthday.
Happy pumpkin day!
to stick a soft penis in a vagina.
I'm so drunk I can't get it up can I pumpkin vine it.
My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte
FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks
ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!