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An annual competition that is held in the vast deserts of Nevada, right next to the infamous Area 51. On September 20th, 2019, a Rat Feasting Competition was held at the gate to Area 51. The guards were visibly shaken at thousands of people munching on rats were seen slowly marching towards them.
There is also a theory that this festival started Covid-19 but multiple attenders denied this claim.
Guy 1 : "Did you go Rat Feasting again?"
Guy 2 : *Munching on a couple rats*
Guy 1 : "Goddamnit."
A person who lives in a small suburban neighborhood, yet loves to spend their entire summer at a cigarette-filled beach with green water. A shore rat usually owns or rents a small beach house. They also own a boat. They spend most of their time at the marina working on their boat, while discussing why their son is the best player on an 8-year old little league team. Every shore rat also talks with a recognizable jersey accent.
“Hey Dave, what you doing this weekend ?”
“Probably just going to hang down the shore with my cousins. Catch me at the marina!”
“Oh nice man, you must love the shore!” You’re such a shore rat!”
A man associated with the rat society containing rat hood.
Well look at the rat cenat running down those lanes.
"Rattus norvegicus", a type of rats which people keep as pets. They're mostly seen by society as gross, but they're one of the cleanest and smartest rodents. The most important thing about them is that they're very affectionate and they will love you with their whole hearts if you treat them right.
Rats should be kept in a BIG cage and they need at least one cagemate, because they're very social animals.
My pet rat is so cute when he's sleeping with his friends!
My pet rat can do some tricks!
Pet rats are nothing like sewer rats!
An expression from the Ugandan movie "Who killed Captain Alex?". It seems to reffer to either jacking off specificaly as a black male, or to sex.
Captain Alex: I want to beat the rat.
Woman with no name but to importance to the "plot": Take, a bath first. I have a big surprise for you afterwards.
Captain Alex: Ok, but I really want to beat the rat.
someone (or group) who happily pulls cones 24/7
random guy: look at you, smoking cones left and right you bloody bong rat
bong rat: isn’t it fucking great!
A sub-human so obsessed with memes, that their peers reguard them as a rodent.
"That guy is such a fucking meme rat"
"He sent me 3 rare pepes today"
Meme rat: I am the rarest Pepe