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Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.
“A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”
It’s when you orgasm/cum so hard ur heart goes into shock and emits a short period of pain from your body seizing up as you orgasm/cum
Yo I was fuckin my girl soooo damn good she got satans orgasm Nd not gonna lie I freaked the fuck out
the bitter end of a banana
why are you pulling that face did you just eat satans arsehole?
It's an alternative for god's sake, but used by more satanic people and or people trying to get others attention whom are religious.
For example "Gosh John, why did you not go to the church of theistic satanism last night for Satan Sakes?"
The dust most commonly coughed up from males after performing oral sex to a female, usually associated with a deep toned demon-like moan as it is coughed up.
You wouldn't believe the dust of Satan that was coming out of Mark last night, although he was going to town on Stacy so I shouldn't be surprised.
A person who is all evil, all the time. A troll. Someone who spends their lives trying to murder people by proxy. Wyoming is completely populated with them.
Wyoming breeds Satan Suckers like cattle.
an absolute horrible arabica coffee that tastes like been roasted in the fiery depths of hell itself.
"this coffee is complete shite....what is it, satan roast?"