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When a Facebook friend adds a comment to a poignant and meaningful status update totally unrelated to the topic and ruins your special revelation.
Facebook Update: So excited, it's a boy!
Facebook friend comment: Check your mail bitch, we're at Chili's yo!
Facebook Updater comment: Status bomb much, bitch? I'm having a damn baby boy. Bitch.
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(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.
1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status
cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.
facebook Dirty Sanchez
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A mildly mocking synonym for the United States. It originated in the song “Another Pleasant Valley Sunday” written, in 1967, by American song writing duo Gerry Goffin and Carole King. The song, recorded by American group the Monkees, highlights an obsession that Goffin and King thought was common to many Americans namely to increase their status. To have a bigger house, a better car, more televisions, more of everything than anyone else to show how “important” they are. They don’t actually need all this stuff, they just want them as status symbols.
Now before anyone gets pissed off and rejects this definition, think about it; the phenomenon may be more widespread and common than people think, why do so many people try to get a definition on Urban Dictionary? Is it to include a new definition, or a variant of an existing definition to increase the useful content of Urban Dictionary, or is it to give them something to boast about to their friends, a status symbol?
Incidentally, if you think Goffin and King were being too general about Americans and status symbols consider the group that recorded the song, the Monkees. They were manufactured by the American music industry in an attempt to rival the Beatles, so were the Monkees musicians or an attempt at a status symbol?
Another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status symbol land.
With thanks to Gerry Goffin and Carole King.
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A term, which is a combination of the terms Pwn and Pro Status, perhaps two of the coolest terms ever invented. Used to describe something that is way awesome, hence the word pwn. Pwn is in the term because it is used to emphasize the the awesomness of the object being described (it is so cool that it pwns all other things). Status is used to show that the pwnness of the object being described is a charecteristic of it, so it is naturally pwn status.
Bill: Hey guys, check out my new awesome shoes.
Joe: Those shoes are gay
Kyle: shut up Joe, youre gay, those shoes are way Pwn Status
Usually used with "way" or "so" in front
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Adjective
1. Doing exceptionally well at a difficult task, especially in the hospital.
2. Describing the ability to manage difficult cardiology patients in an phenomenal manner
3. Having super HDL which allows one to eat multiple Big Macs without elevation of cholesterol.
4. Asian form of Chuck Norris
Jon P: "I think I achieved Cheng-Han status today!"
Jash D: "What did you do?"
Jon P: "I discharged 7 patients from the CCU today and got a high five from the attending!"
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The acquisition of greatness. A greatness that tends to attract the most expensive bitches, and hoes.
To compensate for his lack of "heat" Efrain made it his prerogative to reach stadium status! Unfortunately videos of Efrain dancing like an "angle" surfaced and he was never able to reach his stadium status! 'Twas sad!
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A statue of liberty is a sexual act in which a girl is sucking off one guy while being rammed from behind by another. While this is happening, the two guys are slapping hands over the top of the bitch.
Da'Rontell and LaTron libertized dat hoe.
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