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REM bombs is the act of farting while you are in a deep sleep. Typically noticed by someone sleeping with or near you.
Last night my boyfriend let off a few REm bombs that nearly choked me out.
When you cum and poop at the same time.
So we were having sex and he elephant bombed!
1. a suicide bomber
2. a bomb that is somehow attached to something living
In desperation, he became a living bomb.
When you have a huge putrid load to drop and you fear the aftermath of feral stench association, you lay your logs in a public bathroom and often blame the talent on an unsuspecting victim.
I was baking up a mad brownie dump during my date last night. I couldn't take that shit home; I had to bomb and dash the movie theater restrooms so Shirli wouldn't faint from fecal intoxication at my house.
Dude ...I totally bombed and dashed the Shell gas station. I dropped my kids at the pool and naturally I was pretty proud of my fresh porcelain artwork until I opened the door to the hottest chick waiting to use the John. I'm like "Watch your step in there ... some homeless man tore the place up before me"
A term used in golf to describe when your golf ball bounces off the paved cart path, thus increasing the distance of your shot.
Big Jon just ass-blasted a drive on 14 that bounced right off the cart path; a true juice bomb!
Fabricating the biggest news possible when someone is vague booking and then breaking that news to all of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.
Friend 1: We are just going to chalk this one up to God wanting to teach me patience....................
Friend 2: Everyone help me congratulate (Friend 1) with their first (of many) Babies on the way!!!!!
Friend 1 now has to explain how his wife is not having a baby and that he just got a Vaguebooking Bomb to all of this Facebook Friends, Family, and Boss.
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