cooked hard

Cooking something to a point of being extra crispy.

I want my wings cooked hard.

hard meds

See Viagra

i need my meds, hard meds that is, so I can get up. (Viagra)

hard n

when someone mistakes hard r for hard n.

Dud, I can't say the hard n.
> What?
> Oh you meaning the hard r.
Well fuck me Jesus Christ.

hard to take in

Something you can't believe or you find hard to believe.

Me:*says unbelievable things*
Jane: Well, unlike your 3 incj penis, this is actually hard to take in.

Me: fuck you Jane.

hard wipe

When you have to get a baby wipe after a messy poop.

I needed a hard wipe after that crap so I didn't mess up my pants.

Grace harding

POV:your name is grace harding and your friend sent you here

haha that’s grace harding look she can fly

Hard Profundis

When u gank a jewtiger and he flips u onto ur arse and proceeds to thrust a sword through ur torso for 33 damage with hyper armour and a direct counter to everything

Let's gank this vort, oh shit watch out he's hard profundis happy twat