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Jerry Springer, the legendary American TV host, has died at the age of 79.
His family confirmed that he died peacefully on Thursday at his home in the Chicago area, following a brief illness.
Jene Galvin, a lifelong friend and spokesman for the family said in a statement: "Jerry's ability to connect with people was at the heart of his success in everything he tried whether that was politics, broadcasting or just joking with people on the street who wanted a photo or a word.
Jerry Springer dies at the age of 79 News article.
When you fuck the pussy while your dog licks it
So you still want to see Jerry spunkerton tonight?
The center piece on the face that is so thick and large it resembles the gentle area on a skinny man, almost in a beak like way.
Woah! That guy lookes like dick nose jerry!
Translation: that guy has a big ass nose!
You get this when you dip a Jerry in a tub of huckleberry jelly.
My Huckleberry Jerry was not cooperating today when I told him to lay on my toast.
"Jerry Xin" refers to a typical Chinese Australian male with values rooted deep in both cultures but more adaptive in the Australian society. In other words he still has old parents reminding you they work hard for their children to integrate into this modernized western environment while having all those expected Asian pros and cons that come along
John: Hey Bob you know my mate Jerry? He just bought a new BMW! 😮
Bob: What kind of bloody Jerry Xin owns a Beamer?? And here I was thinking an MBA graduate who was born from two above averagely intelligent academics wouldn’t have had sufficient funds post uni to buy his wife a skoda Yeti....... such a hypocrite you are John; bragging of your mates success without considering whether the wife would prefer a reliable car to another extravagant expense she cannot afford herself
An Old soul Old School down to earth hard working straight talking staying true to himself being there for others type of father anyone would kill to have money making hell of a driving long dicking good fucking they don’t make em like this anymore last if a dying breed type of man….
That there’s a Jerry Lee for sure