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A phrase used by delusional men referred to as “nice guys” that believe they are entitled to sex because they are “nice” unlike so-called “douchebags”. In reality these men are shallow and toxic.
Man: “Ugh, I opened a door for her and said hi, and she won’t even suck my dick? What a stupid fucking slut bitch. I guess nice guys finish last.
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One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.
bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"
"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"
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Originating from the title of a song by Boston psychopath/frontman GG Allin that was, in fact, actually about being last in line for a gang bang. The term is somewhat uncommon, but occasionally used by people in the New England hardcore and punk scenes, where it refers to someone who is late to a trend (or late to drop it), unaware of big news or changes, or generally clueless. It can be used against oneself or a friend in a comically self-depricating fashion, or against someone as an insult.
"What? You guys are gonna meet at O'Malley's in fifteen minutes? Fuck, I had no idea... I'm always last in line for the gang bang."
"No one told you that the show was cancelled? Shit, dude, you're always last in line for the gang bang, I swear."
"Of course you're still wearing a Papa Roach shirt. You're always last in line for the gang bang, you retard."
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The Last Jedi of video games. While the first one is considered a masterpiece, this one is severely divisive with its mixed reception from the audience.
SW Fan: “I hated The Last Jedi more on my second rewatch”
Gamer: “I don’t think you’ll like The Last of Us Part II either”
*Turns off PS4*
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The Delicious Last Course (DLC) for the popular game, Cuphead. Features giant's, beard dwelling gnomes, snowmen cult leaders, dogs that fly planes, a cow sheriff, bugs that make moonshine, sentient chess pieces and a very very good baker. This expansion sees you collecting ingredients for a tart that'll help Ms Chalice come back to life
"The Delicious Last Course is ballin ngl, favourite part was the moonshine bugs"
"I enjoyed the music"
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While watching a bad movie you shove a fedged penis into a butthole and an indian comes out
The alternative to having babies is to give birth anally to a full grown indian man by using the last mohican fedge wedge
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The sequel to the "The Last of Us."
It's an exceptionally well-made & worthy video game that got unfairly politicized & review-bombed by MAGAt incels who had an unhealthy opposition to its LGBTQ themes. Let's just say the anger was so intense that it inspired those losers to personally attack Naughty Dog executives and the poor actors via Twitter DM. The sales and bevy of awards it received are indicative that the haters were only a loud minority.
The Last of Us: Part II is an example of video games evolving and no longer being geared towards teenage boys anymore. Grow up and get used to it.
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