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It is when your girlfriend sucks on your nits so much they turn purple and they reach maximum LENGTH
SHE SUCKED ON THEM SO I AHAVE LONG NUTS
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Bread that comes in a long form #baguette
I would like my tuna on a long bread please
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During the act of eating ass, you spread your partners butt cheeks so the butthole is visible which is then followed by dropping a steamer in between the two cheeks. You then continue to eat the ass with the steamer present. As this goes on, you reach your hand around the the mouth and finger her mouth until she vomits.
Carl: Hey Steve! Did you hear about Billy this weekend?
Steve: Nah what happened?
Carl: He gave his girl the long bobby!
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To get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex. Usually in possesion of a choad.
Oh man, hes gone all Jono Long on us!
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When you receive more money from a transaction than you expected.
That girl at Kroger long changed me. I expected 5.50 and I got 7 bucks back!
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A slang phrase used in the african american community, usually among a group of males gathered on a street corner or in a barber shop, referring to a sick person who has or is suspected of having HIV/AIDS.
Willie had dat same damn cough for the last year....n*gg*, I think he has THE LONG COLD!
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Long blinkcicidus is a mecical condition in which you blink for a longer duration then normal. Some tend to think that people with long blinkcicidus are sleeping when they are actually blinking. Because this condition makes your eyes take 4 hour hours to blink. The only known people in the World to have been infected with long blinkcicidus is Hunter Williams. So to any future girlfriends of his...no hes not sleeping hes blinking. Stop getting salty;)
That kid Hunter Williams from 5th period has long blinkcicidus
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