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Eat Taco Bell and then shit in a water bottle, then have your significant other drink it
Guy: here, have this
Girl: what is it?
Guy: a Mexican Milkshake
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Driving with an illegal number of passengers. Derived from how media often portrays illegal immigrants crossing the Mexican/American border, with many of them sitting tightly packed in the back of a truck.
*Friend enters car*
Driver: Ready to go? We gotta pick up Joey, Tom, Kelly and Sarah too.
Friend: Doesn't your car only fit four?
Driver: Yah... We're going Mexican, no worries.
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A Californian who understands the other side. His/Her parents own a broken down beetle or microbus. Knows all the lyrics to Jimi Hendrix songs and hangs bootleg Janis Joplin posters. Understands that without bats we cannot have tequila, therefore traces migratory patterns of flying mammals to sustain a party life. Guy, Has a big mustache and a lazy comb-over. Girl, is simply a Fresa. Both ingest flax seed and chia seeds because it gives supernatural Aztec Powers. Prominent in K-Town, Sac-Town, the Bay Area and GDL. Most likely will become a mayor or councilmember altough claims to be 'Punk-Rock for Life' Homes!
Jenner: Bromio, do you remember where I left my fixie?
Ronnie: Broseph, you dropped it at the Mexican Hipster's pad because he was going to swap your bottom bracket.
Jenner: Oh yea, I forget shit when I'm sober.
Ronnie: That's hella truism! Yo, should we pick up some PBRs and go pick up your bike?
Jenner: Sounds like Bromance bro, let's do that. I bet the Mexican will grill up some oraganic shit.
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Poor ass Mexican binoculars made by forming each hand into a circle and placing them over your eyes to see further away.
Put on your Mexican binoculars and check out that really tall fence.
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It is the language spoken by the Mexican people. Also, incorrecltly referred to as Spanish.
I was on vacation and I couldn't understand what they were saying. I wish they would speak Spanish, I can't understand the Mexican language.
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The act of fingering somebody’s asshole after getting Dorito dust on your phalanges .
“Hey man, how did your date go last night?”
“It was awesome, I gave her a Mexican Manhole”
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When you hug someone of Mexican decent and are immediately impregnated due to the fertility of the Mexican Man Skin.
Alejandro: Kayla how was that Mexican Hug for you?
Kayla: I am pregnant
Alejandro: YaY you are having my litter
Kayla: ewww
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