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Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 11, 2014

43πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


tender dicking

when a man/boy catches feelings after having sexual relations with a woman

yall niggas be tender dicking !

by Intelligence00 January 26, 2016

42πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Tornado of Dicks

When a bunch of guys surround a girl on her knees and fuck her throat

Lindsay got hit by a tornado of dicks at the party last night.

by lexup December 28, 2011

30πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dick Boat

A sailing vessel that typically carries large quantities of homosexual men around the Caribbean, especially to Grand Bahama Island. Often times the Dick Boat trails behind it a smaller Fail Boat that is used to ferry the passengers into Port Lucaya.

How did you folks get to Fish Fry Fail? Can't you tell? We came on the Dick Boat!

by OnTheDickBoat February 21, 2010

30πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dick check

1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently

2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans

I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019

31πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dick Holing

The act of making physical love whilst wearing ones undergarments. The party performing the Dick Holing more often than not would be the man, and prefers to wear tighty whiteys, would weave his cock through the dick hole of his underwear and perform penetration on the receiving party while not fully being nude. There are many reasons one would perform Dick Holing, a person could be a nevernude, a man may want to ceremonially present his erect phallus to his receiving partner, but most notably recent studies have indicated that these Dick Holers do not want to expose their testicles to the elements. It has also been determined that most people who perform this act also participate in sox

Friend#1- Did you hear that the boss fucks his girl through the dick hole in his undies?
Friend#2- Yeah, he's a dick holing son of a bitch! Heard he likes having sox too!

by Dr. Thunder phd April 25, 2017


bunk dick

a shrinking dick.

Andy has that bunk dick.

by chrisbnewdle March 30, 2017