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skibi toilet is a head on a toilet. meme
i love skibi toilet
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For some reason, the best place to write, think, draw, scroll though memes, or think about all the wasted potential you had.
Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
Sex act for those into coprophilia, brown showers or scat play in general. A male defecates/shits into their partners mouth, then while that person holds the still hot shit in their open mouth, the shitter turns around and face-fucks them - pushing the shit both out of their mouth and onto their face and also down their throat. The cock is the plunger for the toilet mouth.
Chris was amazed that Sarah didn’t gag as he did The Toilet Plunger on her shit-filled mouth.
Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.
“What’s Wrong?”
“FUCK,SHIT,CHIlI”.
“Ah Toilet Tourettes”
When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.
You’re totally toilet texting me!
Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.