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An amazing person, bad to the bone, with an absolutely amazing sense of style. She’s kuul as fuck and goes through a lot more than you’d thing. She enjoys sunsets and all she wants is to fucking cuddle. She’s vegan, worships Jah, and is smart as fuck. She’s really pretty, and might pierce her nose soon. She’s gonna have an amazing Fourth of July as well. I’m so glad I’m friends with her.
Isabella Long is the kuulest person I’ve ever met.
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Abi Long is a very weird specimen of woman. On occasions she can be a bitch but is mainly nice. Abi Long is great in bed and giving blowjobs, she don't spit shes swallows.
Everyone loves Abi
Oi look its Abi Long, shes sucking dick again.
Hey Abi Long, heard you have a dick.
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When you are having protected sex and you go to pull out, but the tip of the condom sticks in the hole it was inserted in. As you continue to pull out the condom stretches between your dick and the hole, resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
(Female)
A long chicken is when you are inserting something with a condom on it into an orifice (such as a vibrating egg or dildo) and you pull the item out in a way that stretches the condom between your hand and the orifice in question. The resulting stretched condom very closely resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
"Oh man dude, I totally gave Sara a long chicken last night."
"... I was pulling the egg out but it slipped and I long chickened myself"
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Long blinkcicidus is a mecical condition in which you blink for a longer duration then normal. Some tend to think that people with long blinkcicidus are sleeping when they are actually blinking. Because this condition makes your eyes take 4 hour hours to blink. The only known people in the World to have been infected with long blinkcicidus is Hunter Williams. So to any future girlfriends of his...no hes not sleeping hes blinking. Stop getting salty;)
That kid Hunter Williams from 5th period has long blinkcicidus
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A masturbater with a large dick.
Sally knew Joe as a bit of a long hauler.
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A football legend at the University of Toledo who helped lead Toledo to 3 consecutive undeafeted seasons. Now is a term to describe some one who you really like too the point of stalking
Guy #1: I think that girl is stalking you...
Guy #2: It's ok, I'm her Mel Long
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