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A car, usually cheap and aged, a first vehicle for most, which is often used with the driver's mates as passengers.
Can be found in most McDonald's car parks starting on the second or third try with six people in the back.
Thomas: Just fixed the Banter Wagon, anyone want to come out?
Jake: Yes, I'll bring the boys, let's do some handbrake turns in the car park!
Thomas: Say no more!
When a group of males all masturbate while in a conga line formation.
Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..
One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.
The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.
A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.
Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points
1) A wagon filled with cookies.
2) A wagon constructed of cookies, similar to the construction of a gingerbread house.
3) A group of people who are all communally engaged in eating cookies.
Usage:
Definition 1: "I was out jogging yetserday and saw the cookie wagon on Sesame Street. It was probably on its way to the Cookie Monster's."
Definition 2: "I'll bet I could make a cookie wagon better than Mrs. Fields."
Definition 3: "Those look delicious, mind if I hop on the cookie wagon too?"
A lifted truck with a bunch of flags on the back. Usually used to pick up other homosexual men.
“Hey, you wanna take a ride in my faggin’ wagon back to my place and I’ll suck your dick?”
Definition:
Some who lives there life riding the bandwagon of what is mainstream for the purpose of seeming like they belong.
Wagon Rider/ (Rider)
Example 1
(Pre-covid) Wagon Rider: "I'm not wearing a fucking mask."
(Post-covid) same Rider: "Why aren't you wearing your mask!"
Example 2
Rider: Hey look at " Crack Panther."
Same Rider, later: "Wakanda forever. RIP"
Example 3
Jason: about time my team got their shit together.
Keith: Ok rider.