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The act of taking a shit on the toilet seat and missing the toilet completely.
I was so drunk that I left a beached whale in your bathroom last night.
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When you have sex with a fat bitch in a pool. As you further engage yourselves in the act, you "the male" position yourself behind the whale, and fuck her from behind. After a couple minutes you pick up her feet out of the water creating a "whale tail" shape. (try to lift up as much of her legs an ass out of the water as you can). when you feel that you cant go on any further from exhaustion, drop her ackles and listen for the "smack!!!" sound from her legs hiting the water thus making her whole body go under water, and watch as her head comes up to blow the water out of her mouth!!
That guy went whale railin'!!! haha, look at that beached whale spew the water out of her mouth!!!
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Blue Whales are giant, jiggly, boobs.
Luna: Damn Anna, you've got Blue Whales!
Anna: Thanks, wish I could say the same about your titties...
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The sound a chubby girl makes when she is being brought to orgasm. It begins as a quite moan that grows until the moment of climax when a deep squeal bursts from inside her.
People studying in the dorm common area heard the beginning moans she the chubby girls cunt was fingered in her room. In a matter of minutes all studying had ceased as everyone sat giggling as the moaning grew louder and deeper. Finally after five minutes there was the familiar deep squeal marking the climax of that nights whale song.
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Slang version of the species of whale known as the "sperm whale." This term also derived from the word "skat," which can be used as the past tense of "skeet."
Skat whales pack an unbelievable amount of skeet in their systems.
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Somebody who studies or observes modern day feminists.
I heard Brian recently became a Whale Biologist, we should talk to him.
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What else would a purple fucking whale be. A purple whale is a purple whale. God you're all a bunch of twats
Hey dude have you ever seen a purple whale?
Yea bro I saw one yesterday
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