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A question usually asked in referral to a man's penis. Asked by 12 year olds across the country.
Male 1: Dude, yours doesn't have the tip.
Male 2: Why does yours look different?
Male 1: I guess we were born different.
You are rejecting my words I don't like it because they are good words and they took a lot of work and time please don't reject them. And don't forget thought
Why are you rejecting my words.
They don’t understand anything. I think they are all delusional or something.
Why are people these days so weird?
When you can't speak properly or gets words messed up while speaking, writing, reading, spelling, etc.
What's the type of English course?
Media studies.
No, its OPEN! That's why you're getting a 15% in English.
In order to nut in black and white you must first get magenta pee.
Him: Why my pee pee magenta?
Printer: to nut in black and white.
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Term used to describe feelings of extreme frustration, annoyance and irritability. Often used by an angry person when woken up in the middle of the night by their neighbours persistent and loud spooning.
Example 1:
Dude 1 (playing FIFA 10 on Playstation): Ohh! I told u to shoot soft and it went over the bar....WHY U DOING SO HARD!!??
Awkward Silence...
Dude 2: (pauses game...turns to dude 1) U fucking mango!!!
Dude 3: In hysterics
Example 2:
Dude + Dudettes 1 n 2: Uh ooh oooh yeh right there baby!!!!
Dude 3 (aka neighbor) : (bangs on wall) Why u doing so hard!!??
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Meaning that you have no clue why you are doing such stupid shit
Rob: Fuck this diy
Corinne: Di why am I doing this
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