Port Power

THE disgrace of the late 20th century and early 21st century. Port Power or "The Power" as their supporters* call them are the worst AFL team to have ever played the game. With the ugliest colours (black, teal and white) on their guernsey, even for a complete foreigner to the game would go for Port's opponent.

*Port Supporters: Feral, either absolutely no teeth or (in rare cases 1 or 2), severely outnumbered in their home state to the Adelaide Crows supporters. Also, Port supporters are known to be a part of many incestial abuse reports.

Port Supporter: "Hi Im a Port Power supporter im feral and have no teeth. there are heaps more crows fans than us port fans (HEY MUM whens our next daughter due?) .. Oh and my team sucks ass.

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power muff

A raw natural untrimmed muff. A power muff.

I went down on her and she had a power muff.

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power slack

v. to slack off in an efficient manner

Luckily, my work didn't interfere with my power slacking today.

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power pint

A Power pint is a pint of beer, with as much vodka as you dare put in- preferably strawpedoed

Go on, make that pint a power pint!!

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Orifice of Power

The vagina of a woman.

Ted wanted to watch football on sunday evening but went with Michelle to her parent's for dinner instead because the temptation of her orifice of power overcame him.

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power strangers

A group of dudes who spend 50% of their time fighting evil, 50% of their time explaining how they are NOT the power rangers

Joe: dude, are those the power rangers? Cool.
Will: No, these are the power STRANGERS.
Joe: whats the difference?
Will: *sighs*

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Piggy-Power

A term to describe a group of fat people doing something productive. For example, a group of piggy-powered people could be running a campaign to stop selling high-fat butter.

Wow, those piggy-powered fucks are trying to get fit.

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